What did you think of Fi as your guide? (compared to previous ones)

Oh dear…

Yes, Fi, thanks for repeating what that guy just said, in case I wasn’t paying attention.

Yes, Fi, but I could have figured that out by myself. Thanks for treating me like a retard.

Yes, Fi, I know that my batteries are low, it’s fucking clearly indicated on the screen. I won’t change them until they are completely empty, and they will last longer if you stop interrupting me.

Is that clear enough? Fi is fucking annoying and utterly useless. Between her and the Sheikah stone, it’s like Nintendo think the people who play their games are completely stupid.

Okay, there’s one thing I like about her: she can give you a description of any character or enemy. Not that you really need them, but it’s something I like to have and that Twilight Princess unfortunately didn’t have. And you don’t have to read them if you’re not interested, unlike all the other crap Fi has to say.

(Source: for-the-fail)